Chapter 8 ~ Jack Will, Julian, and Charlotte
“Mr. Tushman is the director of the middle school,” Mom explained.
“Do they call you Mr. T?” I asked, which made him smile.
“Do you know who Mr. T is?” he answered. “I pity the fool?” he said in a funny tough voice, like he
was imitating someone.
I had no idea what he was talking about.
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Chapter 16 ~ Lamb to the Slaughter
“Wait, I have a question for August,” said Julian, raising his hand. “Why do you have that tiny braid
in the back of your hair? Is that like a Padawan thing?”
“Yeah.” I shrug-nodded.
“What’s a Padawan thing?” said Ms. Petosa, smiling at me.
“It’s from Star Wars,” answered Julian. “A Padawan is a Jedi apprentice.”
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From Chapter 21 ~ Padawan
“So, Auggie Doggie,” he said, “it was really an okay day?” He got that from an old cartoon about a dachshund named Auggie Doggie, by the way. He had bought it for me on eBay when I was about four, and we watched it a lot for a while—especially in the hospital. He would call me Auggie Doggie and I would call him “dear ol’ Dad,” like the puppy called the dachshund dad on the show.
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From Chapter 22 ~ Wake Me Up when September Ends
Like, it’s okay, I’m know I’m weird-looking, take a look, I don’t bite. Hey, the truth is, if a Wookiee started going to the school all of a sudden, I’d be curious, I’d probably stare a bit! And if I was walking with Jack or Summer, I’d probably whisper to them: Hey, there’s the Wookiee. And if the Wookiee caught me saying that, he’d know I wasn’t trying to be mean. I was just pointing out the fact that he’s a Wookiee.
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Chapter 26 ~ At lunch the next day, Summer asked me what I was going to be for Halloween. Of course, I’d been thinking about it since last Halloween, so I knew right away.
“Boba Fett.”
Like, it’s okay, I’m know I’m weird-looking, take a look, I don’t bite. Hey, the truth is, if a Wookiee started going to the school all of a sudden, I’d be curious, I’d probably stare a bit! And if I was walking with Jack or Summer, I’d probably whisper to them: Hey, there’s the Wookiee. And if the Wookiee caught me saying that, he’d know I wasn’t trying to be mean. I was just pointing out the fact that he’s a Wookiee.
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Chapter 28 ~ The Cheese Touch
Like, it’s okay, I’m know I’m weird-looking, take a look, I don’t bite. Hey, the truth is, if a Wookiee started going to the school all of a sudden, I’d be curious, I’d probably stare a bit! And if I was walking with Jack or Summer, I’d probably whisper to them: Hey, there’s the Wookiee. And if the Wookiee caught me saying that, he’d know I wasn’t trying to be mean. I was just pointing out the fact that he’s a Wookiee.
Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Clip "Cheese Touch
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Chapter 30 ~ The Bleeding Scream
In Chapter 30 "The Bleeding Scream," a group of boys compare August's appearance to a number of creatures including Darth Sidious, a shrunken heads, an orc from Lord of the Rings.
Darth Sidious
Credit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palpatine
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Orcs and Uruk-hai
Like, it’s okay, I’m know I’m weird-looking, take a look, I don’t bite. Hey, the truth is, if a Wookiee started going to the school all of a sudden, I’d be curious, I’d probably stare a bit! And if I was walking with Jack or Summer, I’d probably whisper to them: Hey, there’s the Wookiee. And if the Wookiee caught me saying that, he’d know I wasn’t trying to be mean. I was just pointing out the fact that he’s a Wookiee.
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